Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
10 pm sounds like a good time to start all the hw due tomorrow that i had all week to finish
Angry germans win this curse contest
it’s a catfish
It’s a fucking catfish
no guys its a purrmaid
How I prepare to do well in school, a 3 part story
Sex For Homework - Mindless Self Indulgence
Sex for homework
Rolling on a mattress
I think you need a little fucking practice.
Sex for homework
Sitting in detention
There’s just a few things that I would like to mention
like french kissing but not your mouth
ONLY BAD GIRLS WOULD GET GOOD GRADES.
CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP
I LITERALLY JUST SPIT WATER ALL OVER MY SCREEN
going to bed late and then realizing you have homework due the next day
I’m almost done with EMT school, and I can verify this 100%. We don’t give a shit what you’ve taken or how illegal it may be. We want to know what and how much so we can save your ass. Unless its directly related to a crime scene in some way, we don’t tell.
It makes me enraged and also deeply saddened that the police state has become so entwined with every aspect of our lives that people are afraid to tell the truth to people trying to render them with emergency care. We’ve broken ourselves.
Boost because everyone should know!!!
Yes seriously, tell them. Never ever lie to anyone who can help save your life.
I LOVE MAKING PEOPLE HAPPY PLEASE SMILE I LOVE YOU
aus that really need to happen more
-10-hour road trip aus
-platonic roommate aus
-theatre club aus
-everyone battles to the death in a game of laser tag aus
-stuck in line at the same one register in walmart at 2am aus
-add your own
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
I’m liking this version even more.